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The Agents

If the Three Stooges ever had a place in the workforce, it’s here with F.B.I. Agents Guy, Pam, and Kip. They aren’t the top of the barrel or the cream of the crop. In fact, if the bottom of graduating classes ever had a moment to shine, it’s here with them. But someone needed to run the division. It might as well be them.

Agent Guy: The leader of the bunch. He's the old-timer with the most knowledge. We're not sure if it's his age or temperament, but he's prone to outbursts, especially when Agent Kip goes off-script. If Moe from the Three Stooges and Leslie Neilson from Naked Gun ever had a love child. This would be him.

Agent Kip: The new guy. He doesn’t try to mess things up, he just doesn’t know any better. His eagerness to prove himself worthy of the new position shows how green he truly is. Like when he interrogated a seasoned criminal and explained how he would do the good-cop-bad-cop routine on him. 

Agent Pam: Is second in command. She's also the glue of the group. When fights and disagreements erupt between Agent Guy and Kip she's always first to smooth things out. If agent Guy is the old-timer of the group, Agent Pam isn't far behind. Moments of her mentally checking out is a common occurrence. Like Abe Simpson falling asleep mid-sentence in The Simpsons.

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